Friday, March 26, 2010

Friday Haiku - A birthday is coming soon, but not soon enough

In other home news
Claire has learned to do zippers
Am I obsolete?

Alas, I am not
throughout the house one can hear
Mama, wipe my butt!

I'd rather she did
or at least use the word bum
I'm not successful.

Three is much harder
than terrible twos as claimed
I'm glad she'll be four.

Perhaps she will stop
calling me poopy Mama
and laughing wildly.


  1. Nothing says "I Love You" like being called "Poopy Momma!"

  2. I don't feel so alone now - my daughter does the same thing. Even my son thinks his poops are hilarious.