Across the internet I have been coming across new ways to swear, of which I have become overly fond, as I am a dyed in the wool pottymouth. These are my new favorites:
Asshat.
Douchenozzle.
Jackhole.
Craptastic.
Jizzlewax.
The only one I really don't understand is jizzlewax. Maybe I don't want to know.
My favorite new to me word today is embiggen, to enlarge, or in a metaphorical sense, to empower. Let's use it in a sentence: If you want to see the picture in greater detail, press embiggen. Or in a metaphorical sense: The fates decided Ginger wasn't large enough, and so she was embiggened.
Please add your own in the comments, because I look forward to trying them all.
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Surfing Sunday 5.02
3 years ago
I LOVE asshat. It's a wonderful word.
ReplyDeleteassclown. he usually wears an asshat and knows EVERYTHING about everything, and will give you bad links on the internetz.
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