Universe, I hate your ass face

All right, all right, already. I get it. You wanted to hand out an ass-kickin and you found me. I get it. OK, not enough that you gave Hannah a wacky metabolic disorder, then gave her cerebral palsy, mild or not, but now fluid in her ears to prevent a successful hearing test. Maybe getting her tubes in her ears under general anesthesia for a child who is not allowed to fast. You are bastard people and I hate your ass faces. You can suck it, Universe. I will rally. I will do things previously found only in sports metaphors and I will beat you. Just as soon as I stop crying and eating chocolate. Bastard people. Big stupid universe handing out burdens to carry anyway.